Howardism: Regarding Children

Regarding Children

I have no idea how to raise children, but for some odd reason, I find myself enjoying a couple of 'em. Sure, they're cute and all, but some day, the tables will turn, and instead of changing your diapers, they are just going to be changing your convalescent home.

My strategy is to try and raise a couple of geeks. They're the best. They act out their rage by reading Sci-Fi books and usually get good jobs (you know, to pay for your convalescent home).

So along with teaching them chess and to program computers, I'm trying to develop the following:

Microscopes for Children
So you bought a microscope for your children... now what?

Printables for Children
Here are some printable coloring pages I made for my young children.


	I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time. —Bill Cosby	Regarding Children I have no idea how to raise children, but for some odd reason, I find myself enjoying a couple of 'em. Sure, they're cute and all, but some day, the tables will turn, and instead of changing your diapers, they are just going to be changing your convalescent home. My strategy is to try and raise a couple of geeks. They're the best. They act out their rage by reading Sci-Fi books and usually get good jobs (you know, to pay for your convalescent home). So along with teaching them chess and to program computers, I'm trying to develop the following: Microscopes for Children So you bought a microscope for your children... now what? Printables for Children Here are some printable coloring pages I made for my young children.
	2009, Howard Abrams Some rights reserved	Originally written on 11 February 2009. Updated on 11 February 2009.